Yeah, when I realized I couldn't actually marry my hottie of a kindergarten teacher, I told the prettiest girl in my kindergarten class she was my girlfriend, put my arm around her shoulder at story time, and that was that. I didn't know about sex, but I definitely had a heterosexual orientation when I was no more than 5.
Girls had cooties when I was 5.
Not to brag, but I never fell for that nonsense. I always thought girls were cute.
Yeah, when I realized I couldn't actually marry my hottie of a kindergarten teacher, I told the prettiest girl in my kindergarten class she was my girlfriend, put my arm around her shoulder at story time, and that was that. I didn't know about sex, but I definitely had a heterosexual orientation when I was no more than 5.
You also had way better game than I've ever had. Bravo.