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Assange Plea Deal Includes Free Flight Home On A Boeing
https://babylonbee.com/news/assange-plea-deal-includes-free-flight-home-on-a-boeing
World’s Top Scientists Convene In Secret Lab To Develop The Perfect Drug Cocktail For Biden To Make It Through 90-Minute Debate
Powerful: Taylor Swift Writes 'F--- The Patriarchy' In Sky With Private Jet
Chicago White Sox Sign Caitlin Clark In Hopes Of Finally Getting A Few People To Show Up At Their Games
https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-sign-caitlin-clark-in-hopes-of-drawing-a-crowd
Canada Officially Loses Recognized Country Status After Failing To Win Stanley Cup Again
Canada will be just another banana republic in the tundra until the people there get rid of the entire Trudeau administration all the way down to the smallest minion.
...just like the United States, but that would be a hard row to hoe...