47 Farmers face £85 charge for each farting cow they have in a bid to save the planet (www.dailystar.co.uk) posted 95 days ago by brain_dead 95 days ago by brain_dead +47 / -0 Farmers face £85 charge for each farting cow they have in bid to save the planet Farmers will face a whopping £200 charge for every farting cow they have as government ministers try and save the planet - Denmark is introducing the world's first carbon tax on agriculture 24 comments share 24 comments share save hide report block hide replies
There must be a market now for bovine fart diapers, filled with activated charcoal, this can be reactivated for max profits.
It 's the Daily Star though, made famous by headlines like "WW2 Bomber found on Moon" and "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"
Oh. I understand now. Catch it while it's hot market.