Farmers face £85 charge for each farting cow they have in bid to save the planet
Farmers will face a whopping £200 charge for every farting cow they have as government ministers try and save the planet - Denmark is introducing the world's first carbon tax on agriculture
There must be a market now for bovine fart diapers, filled with activated charcoal, this can be reactivated for max profits.
It 's the Daily Star though, made famous by headlines like "WW2 Bomber found on Moon" and "Freddie Starr ate my hamster"
Oh. I understand now. Catch it while it's hot market.