Farmers face £85 charge for each farting cow they have in bid to save the planet
Farmers will face a whopping £200 charge for every farting cow they have as government ministers try and save the planet - Denmark is introducing the world's first carbon tax on agriculture
Because money will cool the climate down. It's not really the farting cows, it's lack of money flowing to governments from taxes and fines that is causing the end of the world.
Absolutely 100%