The Worst Of Babylon Bee
Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent
'Welp, Nothing We Can Do Now,' Sighs Secret Service After Assassin Climbs On Modestly Sloped Roof
Think Women Can't Do The Job? Here Are 12 Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents
Political Analysts Predict Winner Of The Presidential Race Will Probably Be The One Who Survives Till November
Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump
https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-piece-of-ear-shot-off-trump-begins-to-grow-into-second-trump
...doggy winks...