When I was a little boy in South Africa (about 5 or 6), I had a pet tortoise. 🐢 Loved the fuck out of that little thing, took it to school a few times to show the other kids.
One day it just kinda disappeared, didn’t know how or why.
Couple months later my parents fired our maid/cleaning lady for theft. She’d been living in one of the outbuildings on their property, and when the new lady they hired moved into the room she found an old pot on the stove with a tortoise shell in it.
When I was a little boy in South Africa (about 5 or 6), I had a pet tortoise. 🐢 Loved the fuck out of that little thing, took it to school a few times to show the other kids.
One day it just kinda disappeared, didn’t know how or why.
Couple months later my parents fired our maid/cleaning lady for theft. She’d been living in one of the outbuildings on their property, and when the new lady they hired moved into the room she found an old pot on the stove with a tortoise shell in it.
Fuckin chimp bitch ate my pet.
Oh, my…