If Harris and Walz WIN. What I Will Do.
1.Heavily invest in Fentanyl Supply Chains in Mexico
2.Auction off my grandchildren on Only Fans and put tampons in my bathrooms
3.Get a new wardrobe for cross-dressing to avoid being attacked
4.Identify as black and learn ebonics
5.Sell anything I own that uses gas
6.Restrict all my activities to 15 minutes only
7.Build a guest house in a Coconut tree
8.Apply for reparations
9.Pray to my dead parents to forgive me for voting for them in 2024 election
10.Put a DEI sticker on my golf cart
11.Get tattoos all over my body and dye my hair purple
12.Go back to work, greeter at Walmart and intern at MSNBC
13.Burn down my church and worship Moloch
14.Apply for government entitlements on Wednesdays (WIC, etc)…my day to identify as a women
15.Unlearn what a woman is
16.Sexually molest all my neighbors’ kids
17.Melt down all my guns and make chop sticks and eat bugs
18.Study communism at the local Community College
19.Learn new shoplifting skills
20.Learn how to LIE about everything I do and say
Feel welcome to add to the list!
I think they'll try a last minute switch with Kabala