This doesn't need to be so damn difficult. Just rent one woodchipper for the day. Funeral done. Hell, you don't even need to wait till he dies if you don't want to, just give him a quick trial and then step outside on the courthouse lawn for the funeral. The woodchipper will even pay for itself by saving on fertilizer costs for the lawn.
This doesn't need to be so damn difficult. Just rent one woodchipper for the day. Funeral done. Hell, you don't even need to wait till he dies if you don't want to, just give him a quick trial and then step outside on the courthouse lawn for the funeral. The woodchipper will even pay for itself by saving on fertilizer costs for the lawn.
You're welcome.
Ground Chuck. $3.99/lb. Kek!