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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

With an epic buddy-fight scene, not gonna lie. Put on the glasses!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

It will be up to us to arrange ourselves in alphabetical order. Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even God himself only ever asked for 10% as a tithe...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently he frequently has to take the wheel, if certain recent female Country songs are an indication...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy pictured has too much baggage.

Clarification: he/she/they/them steals too much baggage... Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

saying "train wreck" might cast aspersions against our current Secretary of unprecedented and and un-presidented Bridge and Train Disasters, Mayor Pete Booty-gig, err, Booty-judge?!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm willing to hang him just for crimes against beagles! Humanity can just sit, stay, and watch!

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope you are right, fren - I'm running out of popcorn...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ink, on paper. It was good enough for the Declaration of Independence, and good enough for The Constitution. We founded a nation on ink and paper. We should continue to honor that tradition with our ballots on voting day.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Captain Martyr, reporting for doody! <saaluuuuute!>

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't see the fat-ass game-of-thrones fatass FU "to my entire world audience I'll just stop writing haflway through" driving-cap wearing half author of Game of Thrones clearly 3 pegs below J.R.R (he even stole the R.R) doing jack shit against this dreck!

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