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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tactical shorts have nothing on the super-overloaded front pockets of "Bye-ceps", of Kyle Rittenhouse fame. What was "Bye-ceps" carrying in those huge front pockets? He already had pulled a Glock?!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know why each of the 50 States do not maintain "State Houses" for each/every/all of their Senators/Representatives, so that their duly-elected do not have to spend out-of-pocket for housing in a strange swamp Washington, D.C....

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dear King George/Charles/Sausage Fingers I,

Lick our left one.

Sincerely, America

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Covfefe_Commando 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm calm. It is about to storm. Two moar weeks? Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Vince McMahon is all like "do I mean nothing to you?!" towards Trump.

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Speaking Truth to Power!"

except, it is one bazillionaire, talking to another bazillionaire, both of whom, were until very recently, best buds.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hitler loved dogs, too. He never would have sanctioned the crap that Fauci did to poor little loveable beagles...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

u/JohnTitor17

You are one of my favorite Frens on here, and now you have taught Me something even more special!

u/#trumpflag

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of all of the /Trumpycodes, I think GEOTUS hugging a Flag on his B-Day is my favorite...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Frodo Lives!

Sorry, I couldn't resist. I've been a fan since "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit".

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