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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

She had <at least two> degenerate sons, maybe her one decent grand-son <William> can save the monarchy, after ol' sausage-fingers pisses off...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

In our defense, a resounding majority of the pilots accused are protected by the DEI shield, for whatever that is worth...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy little clouds... Happy little elongated clouds... Happy little... cross-hatched... unnnatural... wtf... who draws clouds like this? Wtf...urrrk....

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

too exclusive... We should strive to unite all of the Americas, North, Central, South...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two Senators. And a handful of representatives... 11, twelve? Fifteen, Twenty? Hit me, eh?

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump already walked in front of the queen, how many metric (french) yards is he already ahead of ol' sausage fingers?

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canada has more Indian (dot, not feather) crimmigrants than you would believe possible... for a start...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe Trump just wanted Castreau's bastard baby to resign, in disgrace...#MissionAccomplished!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live near Woodbridge, VA (you can look it up on a map) and we have a Consulado de El Salvador (i.e not a border country) and yet everyone is just cool with it, like it is nothing... no biggie, nothing to see here... There is an Outback Steakhouse just next door...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mexico is gonna build the wall for us, and it just got 10 feet higher!" This is how you MAGA!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mexico has a really skinny, easily-defended southern border... If we annex them (considering most of them are here already) 2 Senators, a few Representatives, plus increased tourism, I'd consider it... 52nd State. We might reserve the right to call it "South Texas" though... :D

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know it is bad to speak ill of the dead, but damnit, Jimmy Carter had my parents waiting in line almost every night to buy 4 or 5 gallons of gas, based on our license plates, and no one has ever called him out on this lunacy.

Jimmy Carter also allowed 52 American Hostages to languish over in ass-hole-istan for 444 days, and did next to nothing to save them.

Jimmy Carter also gave away the Panama Canal for $1. Look it up.

Jimmy Carter also made a huge show of carrying empty suitcases everwhere he went. Imagine an American President, strolling off AF1, but with a suitcase in each hand... like he was staying at a foreign AirBnB for a week, the joke was, those suitcases were empty, it was all a show...

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not gonna lie, I'm kinda worried about the wine country, if you catch my liquid drift....great terroir out there.... poor little baby grapes....

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

47th updoot, as if that mattered. I never wanted to see California burn like Lahaina.... Did any blue roofs survive?!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came here to post this - didn't see yours first. Updooted instead. Still Frens?!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Drill baby drilll - oh wait, so sorry, burn baby burn - oh wait, should I still be sorry?

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