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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Washington Nationals baseball fans might disagree, we won a World Series with Baby Shark as our theme song, but yeah, I see how that might grate on normies.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you fren! I did a quick search, and I KEK'd - it makes for a snappy upbeat polka tune!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

so...is an 'inquiry' sterner than a 'sternly worded lettter'? Asking for a fren..

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

She desperately needs, in increasing orders of magnitude...

  1. Tar
  2. Feathers
  3. Rail
  4. Rope
  5. Tree
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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mexico has a really short southern border. If we annex Mexico, like they are currently attempting to annex us, we could ultimately have a much stronger southern border.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dr. Jill isn't even allowed to pick out her own clothes - they keep putting her in tapestries and tablecloths and whatnot.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next up we are gonna hear about term limits for Statler and Waldorf... Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those multiple pies to the face set him on his murderous super-villian rampage... prove me wrong...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rumor already has it that India hanged the original, we should hunt the imposter down and string him up from one of those trees just because... Those pies in the face were a warning, but now, let's get real...

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