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Covfefe_Commando 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a former Lockheed Martin employee, I'm surprised it could hold a stationary hover for this long, regardless of the cost... Hell, I'm surprised it even got off the ground...

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Covfefe_Commando 7 points ago +7 / -0

No Name ended up being a "reverse ace" - he wrecked at least 5 American aircraft without taking a single enemy down - what a nuisance!

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cat on a hot tin roof. I would think long sleeves, long pants at a bare minimum... Shooting mat/yoga mat/cardboard or something...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

As an aside, the Brits have always been amused by American marketing schemes, they are completely baffled by the "Top Kick" in a dump-truck sized vehicle, as one would think excessive kick in a load-bearing/hauling vehicle of that size would be detrimental...

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ironically, Big Mike was born on American soil of two American Citizen parents, yet still "all this for a damned flag" hates America.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard calling them "stick-bundles" seems to irritate them, too. I might start using that more in casual conversations... Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woman who bleaches anus can be considered as one who changes her ring tone.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What? Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!"

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

That creepy woman needs a full Secret Service investigation, after January, 2025! What did she know? And when did she know it?! Asking for all of us frens!

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