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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here's to hoping that your primary dr, your cardiologist, and your pharmacist all suffer for a long, long time, fren!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed that, too. Only one had blades barely turning, the others not at all. It was, like, free energy, man! LOL!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our government started out with pen and ink, on paper. Our votes (which could be easily be serial-numbered, with a tear-off receipt) should continue that fine tradition.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

This isn't LadyHawke! <Kicks him down a well!>

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Praying for the owl to turn and bite him on the nose! Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a whole lot of nose-ticing in this thread.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Patton probably didn't vote for him either. Oh wait...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was meant to be a warning, not an instruction manual...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we legally sue Kenyans? How about Nigerian royalty? I know a prince who owes me money! Asking for a fren... Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Insert the Dr. Ken Jeung "I'll allow it" Sombrero meme, even tho that little guy is not even anywhere near based....

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth updoot. Truth hurts, most times. That's OK, I'm stronk, will keep KeK'ing...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe fence off the asshole part from the "Monuments to Heroes" part. And maybe provide more bathrooms. In the asshole part. As if that wasn't clear enough.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

PS: His 3-month older cousin lived too, somehow. The fetus who leapt in the womb. Remember that guy? And of course they meet in an epic scene in the river. This kinds stuff only happens in Hollywood movies. And maybe the Bible... Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Answer: Herod missed one. Thousands died, but Little Tiny Baby Infant Jesus escaped, somehow. With a bunch of gold and fragrant spices, if the Hollywood version is to be believed...

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