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Covfefe_Commando 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am so far right I make Rush Limbaugh look like Richard Simmons - but I don't advertise this fact with yard signs that would threaten my wife and daughters. Or my vehicles, parked in the front of my house. This is the clown world reality that we live in.

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Ca-chunk!!!" and the crowd goes "Woo!"

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how monkeypox is such a threat, among the left...and to their/them's pets.

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Once you as a Patriot call the police nowadays, you then have two problems...

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Updooted for D.O.G.E's everywhere. To think what Fauci did to beagles is reprehensible!

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Covfefe_Commando 10 points ago +10 / -0

When we’re done he’ll claim Kenyan citizenship as a way to escape.

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Covfefe_Commando 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've rarely been so happy to updoot a thread, but here I am, happy! Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

About 20 years ago, I had a female beagle we rescued from the pound. She was a sweet, lovable dog, but also a psycho, highly driven, exquisite nose skills, probably would have been a great hunting dog, but we were trapped in suburbia. She loved to roll around in stinky stuff, probably would have eaten a live skunk butt-first, actually sought out our used underwear out of the laundry to chew out the crotches (We had to actually lock up our dirty laundry, it was crazy). So, one day, I had her in the car, and went through the drive thru at a McDonalds (I know, I know...) She was a definite chow hound, would eat just about everything thrown her way, and I didn't want her whining and staring at me as I wolfed down a double-quarter-pounder. She happily ate her plain hamburger patty, but she would.not.touch.the.bun. Did.not.recognize.it.as.food.

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am still with Trump, even if he has poor trigger finger discipline here. Kek!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hello old friend, the increasingly rare Oxford comma! You've been missed.

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a coinkydink, right? They have been rubbing our noses in it since 1913.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wasn't intending to, but I was the 47th updoot. If anyone is keeping score. As if scores actually matter...

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