Why fuck up the pretty trees. Hang em from all these shitty LED lampposts they been throwing up everywhere. You get a fantastic display of the dessicating corpse showcased by an eldritch purple spotlight and bonus points for the surveillance cam! It now functions as a 24 hour feed of your favorite fucker as he or she turns into a stick-figure mummy!!!! Yay!
Go middle east on their asses. Bury them up to their neck and let people buy rocks to throw at their heads until they're brains are all over the ground. Film it so other invaders can see what will be done to them. Donate the money to victims of the invaders.
See? Now that is the kind of fiscally responsible ideas we need going forward. Also includes the citizenry in the festivities AND allows them to perform their civic duties? Just a really well rounded idea! 😁
Why fuck up the pretty trees. Hang em from all these shitty LED lampposts they been throwing up everywhere. You get a fantastic display of the dessicating corpse showcased by an eldritch purple spotlight and bonus points for the surveillance cam! It now functions as a 24 hour feed of your favorite fucker as he or she turns into a stick-figure mummy!!!! Yay!
Go middle east on their asses. Bury them up to their neck and let people buy rocks to throw at their heads until they're brains are all over the ground. Film it so other invaders can see what will be done to them. Donate the money to victims of the invaders.
See? Now that is the kind of fiscally responsible ideas we need going forward. Also includes the citizenry in the festivities AND allows them to perform their civic duties? Just a really well rounded idea! 😁