Tucker: What Trump said about people eating pets. And there were two levels on which to enjoy this. Well, the first one, I literally enjoyed it. People were like, ‘I can't believe Donald Trump accused people of eating pets!’ I was like, ‘I love him.' It's just hilarious. Who would ever say that?

ADVERTISEMENT A Teaspoon On An Empty Stomach Burns All Parasites Extremely Fast Heart Surgeon Begs Americans: “Stop Doing This To Your Avocados" ‘They’re eating all the pets!’ So great. Thank you, Donald Trump. That was awesome because, first of all, it makes all the right people mad—like anyone getting red in the face over pet eating. 'That's not true. That's never happened. No one's ever eaten a pet!’ Okay, you just outed yourself. You're a liar.

So that's the first thing. The second thing is, now we're talking about eating pets, and so, now that we are, let me just count myself as opposed. Note that if PETA doesn't endorse Trump in the next 24 hours, they're totally fraudulent. I'm serious! People have run for president in this country since the 1780s has any presidential candidate ever taken an unequivocal stand against pet eating? None! PETA’s been waiting its entire life for this, and they still won't endorse.