I went to 2 different wally worlds in Siloam springs yesterday to get tp. Shelves were depleted. Had to buy what was avail, only 1ply and 1 pack of Charmin at the last one.
Anyone else seeing empty tp shelves? Paper towels were not empty like tp tho.
All you plebs using TP so schmear the poo on your bungholes.
Time to upgrade to a poor man cold water bidet. The cold water will wake you up faster than a cup of coffee.
For extra points, use your own assigned wash cloth to dab dry. Swap and wash it every few days. Otherwise a square or 2 of TP is all that's needed.
All you hairy dudes out there, we all know it's like peanut butter on a shag carpet down there. The spray cleans better that wiping alone. CURES most of your itchy problems back there too!
That’s gross. use your wash cloth to dab dry? Wash it every 2 days…. No offense, I’m advising folks to not visit you….lol
e. coli has found a nice home though ….lol
It's a very foreign concept to most people. It's a cloth used solely for the dab dry. It's folded and stored and used for nothing else. If used and stored properly and post commode sanitation practices are followed, it's not a problem.
Your phone you hold while you shit, set down to wipe and then pick back up is a greater concern when it comes to harboring your e.coli.
Are you doing this because you are very frugal, poor, or just….different?
Some things lend themselves to disposable items… Like Qtips (Just kidding on all this, just poking fun, you are free to do whatever you like)
I myself am a bidet and a couple squares of TP guy. The cloth method is not my cup of tea but if things get worse and supplies truly become scarce, I'll go for it.
The other method for the cloth is to have a large pack of 1 time use cloths similar to reusable diapers. Use em once, and do the laundry when your low. It sounds gross but after a proper spritz, you're not wiping huge schmears of poo off your bum onto the cloth.