because I'm Australian :(
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You had plenty of time to fall in love with a nice American woman. Woo her, marry her and move to the USA. And cast your vote for Donald Trump.
Or, buy a plane ticket to Mexico and cross the border like a normal person.
There is that much easier option.
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