So I just retired on October 23rd, and I moved to Colorado on the 28th. I need a Colorado driver's license in order to register to vote. The DMV requires appointments for driver's licenses, and the soonest one I can get is middle of December. How do I either get a driver's license or register to vote without one?
*edit: Good news! I was able to walk in and get a Colorado driver's license. There's an apparent disconnect from the state DMV site and the individual offices. I was registered (incorrectly, as it turns out) there as well. I walked down to the voting area, and they informed me that I needed to be in the state for at least 22 days before I could cast a full ballot. I didn't have that, but I was still able to cast a provisional ballot just for the presidency. I can wait until another election to vote on marijuana laws, lol.
Fly to Mexico city, then cross the border on foot in the dead of night. You'll be taken care of.