Wife (normie) asked me if I wanted to go to the neighborhood watch party, everybody is going to be there!! Me: NO THANKS, WHY DON'T YOU GO WITHOUT ME!!!
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Gotta say I have ALOT of work to do as a person because the temptation to go as the biggest blue fan ever would be overpowering. Dressed like Smurf threw up and literally wail like a banshee every time a state went Red. Start the night with JOY and bring out all the me alsos and become a TDS stereotype. Make them question why they ever wanted to be associated with that to begin with. Yep you might need to move but it could be GLORIOUS!!!