My lefty idiot family is all about astrology. The other day Mom sent a link to me about what astrology says my spirit animal is. Lol!
I'm aware of astrology, I know the ropes basically...after all I grew up in a house with these wingnuts.
So anyway. My response to her was some blithering nonsense about how I thought my spirit animal was the Incredible Hulk(!!!) And how upset I was to be proven wrong(!!!) Because oh-my-stars!
By the end she thought I was the wingnut. Made an excuse about having to go to the bathroom(who can't text in the bathroom?)
Haven't heard from her since.
You've got a good attitude 👍 We just gonna play with these tards for a while, guys. We can reconcile and heal and all that shit in a while. For now we imbibe leftard tears.
Yeah pretty much. I've learned in my nearly fifty years on this planet, growing up as the only Jesus loving conservative type person in a family of lefty wackanoodles, that you can only get just-so-far with some people. We have the same blood. We are NOT THE SAME. I like truth and reality, they like fantasy. I like earning my way, they like wishing for a winning lottery ticket that they never even payed for. I like raising morally upstanding children and now grandchildren, they like playing in the land of make pretend and throwing away anything they like-just-can't-even.
I like learning from my mistakes, they like pointing fingers, crying, and consoling themselves with hair dye and pizza hut. So, oh fucking well with some people, and sometimes they're people you love. I just pray for them every day, hope the Lord can get in their weird mossy glitter-covered hearts.
At the end of the day, it really is just Jesus taking the wheel.
My lefty idiot family is all about astrology. The other day Mom sent a link to me about what astrology says my spirit animal is. Lol! I'm aware of astrology, I know the ropes basically...after all I grew up in a house with these wingnuts. So anyway. My response to her was some blithering nonsense about how I thought my spirit animal was the Incredible Hulk(!!!) And how upset I was to be proven wrong(!!!) Because oh-my-stars!
By the end she thought I was the wingnut. Made an excuse about having to go to the bathroom(who can't text in the bathroom?) Haven't heard from her since.
😀
You've got a good attitude 👍 We just gonna play with these tards for a while, guys. We can reconcile and heal and all that shit in a while. For now we imbibe leftard tears.
Yeah pretty much. I've learned in my nearly fifty years on this planet, growing up as the only Jesus loving conservative type person in a family of lefty wackanoodles, that you can only get just-so-far with some people. We have the same blood. We are NOT THE SAME. I like truth and reality, they like fantasy. I like earning my way, they like wishing for a winning lottery ticket that they never even payed for. I like raising morally upstanding children and now grandchildren, they like playing in the land of make pretend and throwing away anything they like-just-can't-even. I like learning from my mistakes, they like pointing fingers, crying, and consoling themselves with hair dye and pizza hut. So, oh fucking well with some people, and sometimes they're people you love. I just pray for them every day, hope the Lord can get in their weird mossy glitter-covered hearts. At the end of the day, it really is just Jesus taking the wheel.
That is a glorious comment.
Haha thanx