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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's impressed his butt doesn't crunch and crinkle when he shifts in his chair, like she's used to with her husband.

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every plague our massive family has received this year has blown past me. I maybe get a sniffle for an hour, and then it's gone. I smoke...so...I don't know. But way back in 2020 when the covid was all anyone talked about, an ENT doc friend of mine was telling me his own theory about how smokers would probably come out better than the rest if they did get covid. Among us, I did come out better.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like the kid who put cayenne pepper in their shorts

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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not a fan of over nannying ppl, tbh. How about the disabled guy whose only crime was taking some Pfizer drug that caused a stroke, leaving him unable to work and very little quality of life remaining, yet one of his only remaining joys is oreos and milk? Not everyone on food stamps is a dirt bag. Some are just stuck.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I moved to the country/ rural Midwest, it was an adjustment. Quiet. No sirens. Hard to sleep! But now we are a quarter mile from the train and a mile from an airfield....so at least there's that. City natives get used to noise hypnosis and being on edge. I'm nervous if it's too quiet now.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinda bummed cuz I had the close encounters notes all ready to go and nobody to use them on

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's a frightening thought....what if the aliens are like The Blob?

Or like the Killer Tomatoes?

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe..but the holes? Maybe shove some TP in the little holes ;) ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

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