Maybe instead of EBT cards we give them food trucks and they can sell street tacos to support themselves? Meanwhile, parks are denuded of pigeons, zoos stripped of all hoofed beasts, and local aquariums report tanks emptied of large specimens…. A win/win! Cultural enrichment!
Okay, I guess you’re right.
I was eagerly anticipating a zebra taco sold out the window of a decrepit Winnebago by a violent Venezuelan lunatic, but I guess, for the good of the country I’ll forgo my tasty street food treat. You’re welcome.
Maybe instead of EBT cards we give them food trucks and they can sell street tacos to support themselves? Meanwhile, parks are denuded of pigeons, zoos stripped of all hoofed beasts, and local aquariums report tanks emptied of large specimens…. A win/win! Cultural enrichment!
No. They're here illegally and must go. Period.
Give them two options as to how they'll leave:
or,
Okay, I guess you’re right. I was eagerly anticipating a zebra taco sold out the window of a decrepit Winnebago by a violent Venezuelan lunatic, but I guess, for the good of the country I’ll forgo my tasty street food treat. You’re welcome.
If you want violence with your tacos, just come to my house when I'm in a really bad mood and still have to cook.
Maybe switch to veal scallopini those days. (Tenderizing meat hammer therapy) And it’s delicious….