"Dear World:

"It's been brought to our attention in the past few years that some folks 'installed instead of elected' as our leaders have in fact been doing some very terrible things. As a matter of fact, your own nations have probably been infiltrated as well, despite the best efforts of many good people.

"Please note that while being informed of these issues that will force a re-format of many ways of thinking, our military has been working with good people in many nations around the world to do cleanup of this situation. They have the full support of all the good people now waking to this evil, and we hope you'll join with us as we eventually transition from MAGA to MEGA (Making Earth Great Again)."