First FJB pardons Hunter, the smartest parmesan cheese sniffer man he knows.
Today, FJB commutes roughly 1,500 sentences and pardons 39 people in the largest single-day act of clemency in modern history.
Not at all surprising, among those granted their freedom are two of Chicago's most notorious fraudsters. 0bama's not running this administration, right?
Riiiiiiiiight