He's sweaty, his hair is sweaty, he just came in from golfing. He just took off his MAGA hat. That's why his hair is flat and sweaty on the sides like this.

Of course, the man has a right to relax and enjoy himself on the golf course, but he has made us expect to see him a certain way. We are not used to seeing him with visible moobs, nips, a obvious wide midsection and pale, un-bronzed skin.

Plus, I wish he'd not wear these loose, white golf shirts without his bronzer or his chest girdle. His golf shops sell these shirts in solid red, royal, navy, patterned and striped. This white is the least flattering of all those colors on his un-bronzed natural paleness.