Well there's Lindsay Graham sittin' there and seven times he's asked me for a date

And Ms Pelosi sure seems to use a lot of ice every single day

Now Mr Clinton can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town

And shouldn't Kamala be told to keep her campaign violations all completely down

Now Mr Biden couldn't be here cause he's stayed too late at senate daycare again

And if you smell Mr Swallwell's breath you'll find he's got flatulence again