ABC To Put Running Ticker On All News Shows Saying 'FOR LEGAL PURPOSES DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING WE SAY'
U.S. — In response to mounting lawsuits over journalistic malpractice, ABC has decided to add a ticker telling viewers that for legal purposes, no should ever believe anything said on their news programs.
Damn I thought this was real for a moment but searched for the word Babylonbee just in case it was a joke , I just never know for sure any more ! I mean they are such freaked liars they should have to say that !
The bee, just prints the real news early....
I’m telling you , I know this to be true ! I thought that congresswoman in a nursing home was the Bee , I can’t tell the difference anymore .. wow what a world!
Who knows, it might come to fruition.
LOL I tend to put 🐝 if it’s Babylon Bee and 🚫🐝 if it isn’t, but sure sounds like it!
That would be an appropriate chyron for "The View." Whoopedass would be pissed.
Good one!