107 Mt. Kilauea Volcano in Hawaii has just started erupting. Send Bill Gates to capture carbon instead of bothering cows farting please. (twitter.com) posted 1 day ago by brain_dead 1 day ago by brain_dead +107 / -0 25 comments share 25 comments share save hide report block hide replies
This is an excellent opportunity to find out if human sacrifice (Bill Gates) can stop a volcano from erupting. I figure - why not give it a try?
There would be a huge eruption trying to spit that fu@#%r back out.
I would like him to slip and fall. Oops.
If I remember correctly, volcano sacrifices were often virgin girls. I wonder if throwing him in would be a good idea, he'd ally with it to try and get more.