"The protesters couldn't help themselves. Look at this place, it's beautiful! Who wants to get arrested on the dirty streets of New York? Nobody. People are saying Trump Tower is the best place to be arrested. I'm sure even these losers feel like winners when they're getting arrested here. Do we have any gold handcuffs we can bring out? I think that would be appropriate."
"The protesters couldn't help themselves. Look at this place, it's beautiful! Who wants to get arrested on the dirty streets of New York? Nobody. People are saying Trump Tower is the best place to be arrested. I'm sure even these losers feel like winners when they're getting arrested here. Do we have any gold handcuffs we can bring out? I think that would be appropriate."
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