Good catch. You know what else is 5 years old? The COV-ID ops. Military COV-FEFE paid for his black eye in the sky. Maybe paid for his all black clothes too, including the DOGEfather Tee. Mars is the god of war, and avatar of the Military. Elon will take us there.

Hey, speaking of the military... I'm late to the game on General Dan "Razin" Caine. the 22nd Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. I tried the chicken finger franchise food maybe a month ago and couldn't understand what all the fuss was about. Now I'm starting to get it. I wonder if Kentucky Derby winner Mystic Dan was advertising his new position. I suppose the "Mystic" part could refer to his time as Associate Director for Military Affairs at the first 3 letters of his last name. What do you think?