This is where accelerationism really seems to shine.
Go into such a church and assert that you really enjoy some other sin, say theft or murder, and demand they endorse and respect to practice your life the way you see fit, without judgment, if they are truly practicing love and non-judgmentalism. They shouldn’t worry about it if you like to fall to your temptations from time to time.
Who are they to say theft is wrong?
Truly, who are they? They lack biblical authority, so what is wrong? Their damned opinions? That’s cute. I, too, have a butthole, much like everyone else with an opinion. What’s superior, man’s law or God’s law? Well, if God’s law is superior, and the core value is judge nothing as wrong, I hope you don’t mind handing me your treasures right quick, Egypt. Store them up in “heaven”! (If this actually works, I believe scripture says such things should not be kept)
Evangelizing and rebuking churches is surprisingly fun. Skip a Sunday service to try it out! Expose their hypocrisies by making it obvious that they’re judging both you and God in order to claim non-judgment.
En garde!
Disclaimer: your mileage may vary on this tactic. I don’t know if it works in this way or not yet. All I know is whatever we’ve been doing clearly hasn’t been working, either.
Now, my little brother was there. I was laying in the back seat after it was all said and done. Because I mean no seat belt, why would I? uh huh... so My little brother just sticks his head in my car and says "I got your door and put it in the back of my truck." I was like "oh, thanks man." And then realized, my entire drivers side door was torn off.
Wow!
And then came "the butthole" reference. - mmhmm.... I see. I see.
To be clear, since I was talking about trolling the Methodists’ newfound proclivities, I was not suggesting to troll them with that one (as it wouldn’t work), but trying to reference “opinions are like assholes, everyone has them” without being vulgar.
Nice work being alive after all that. No idea what the point of the story was, thanks to vodka probably, but it was interesting!
I've grown up to be a fully grown "mental-invalid"
So you’re an alternate shitposting account for brain-dead? 😉
This is where accelerationism really seems to shine.
Go into such a church and assert that you really enjoy some other sin, say theft or murder, and demand they endorse and respect to practice your life the way you see fit, without judgment, if they are truly practicing love and non-judgmentalism. They shouldn’t worry about it if you like to fall to your temptations from time to time.
Who are they to say theft is wrong?
Truly, who are they? They lack biblical authority, so what is wrong? Their damned opinions? That’s cute. I, too, have a butthole, much like everyone else with an opinion. What’s superior, man’s law or God’s law? Well, if God’s law is superior, and the core value is judge nothing as wrong, I hope you don’t mind handing me your treasures right quick, Egypt. Store them up in “heaven”! (If this actually works, I believe scripture says such things should not be kept)
Evangelizing and rebuking churches is surprisingly fun. Skip a Sunday service to try it out! Expose their hypocrisies by making it obvious that they’re judging both you and God in order to claim non-judgment.
En garde!
Disclaimer: your mileage may vary on this tactic. I don’t know if it works in this way or not yet. All I know is whatever we’ve been doing clearly hasn’t been working, either.
Wow!
To be clear, since I was talking about trolling the Methodists’ newfound proclivities, I was not suggesting to troll them with that one (as it wouldn’t work), but trying to reference “opinions are like assholes, everyone has them” without being vulgar.
Nice work being alive after all that. No idea what the point of the story was, thanks to vodka probably, but it was interesting!
So you’re an alternate shitposting account for brain-dead? 😉