Every lose a cell phone ? Damn that shit hurts, I did once and today, almost ran one over while taking a bike ride at night. That thing was lit up like a billboard and I could not miss it. So I slowed down and picked it up. Knowing somebodys life was FUBAR. So doing so, I did not have my cheater glasses so I couldn't see shit. So I looked around and saw the local BODEGA.
At this point I figured this is my best bet and headed over. Never been inside , however, the place was beaming and PACKED ! The community saw the door open and a giant white dude stepped inside and they welcomed me so ! I immediately smiled and reciprocated and asked if anyone had lost a phone . . . .
Damn, did that place light up !!! They had all gathered HERE to help find the lost phone and here it is. I just walk through the door!!
They were super cool, called the phone as I held it , it RANG !!! ta da , problem solved man . They and I were super pumped man, had no Idea it would lead to this, next thing, cars are pulling in and more cars pulling in and now we have a celebration and the community jjust showed out man. They brought food and beer and music and the whole deal.
I have never been so honored to feed back a lost item or such. WOW, the local community, that I never knew existed is fantastic, they know who I am now, and I am going to a few parties this weekend and they are really the best ! MAGA !!!
In Washington state they say “walla walla”