That's right! Because if you meet Ozzy in a dark alley, it is probably the alley behind his house, he is lost and screaming "SHARON!" repeatedly at the top of his lungs. Try not to flinch when he brandishes a cross at you, and if you're wearing a silk shirt remember holy water stains just like tap water. Find his walker and Sharon Osbourne, and you'll be fine.
He is the Prince of Darkness. It's all part of the stage presence and shtick.
Sure don't want to meet him in a dark alley or even in a dark dimensional portal. Howls.
That's right! Because if you meet Ozzy in a dark alley, it is probably the alley behind his house, he is lost and screaming "SHARON!" repeatedly at the top of his lungs. Try not to flinch when he brandishes a cross at you, and if you're wearing a silk shirt remember holy water stains just like tap water. Find his walker and Sharon Osbourne, and you'll be fine.
Howls.