Chinese Students learn how to spy based on a field report sent in to Chinese spy HQ by Fang Fang:

Whilst being roughly... I mean whilst being gently taken from behind by the target Swalwell, I was able to observe the contents of a classified House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence report which lay open on a bedside table after Swalwell used it as erotic material in order to get himself aroused. Swalwell was a selfish, clumsy, stop-start lover, every time he went limp he would leaf through a few pages about the implications of climate change for national security to make himself 'rock hard' again. Post coitus, after not waiting very long for Swalwell to fall asleep, I was able to photograph all pages of the report on microfilm.