Car Rolls into Lake After Massachusetts Karen Forgets to Put Car in Park When She Gets Out to Heckle ICE Agents Arresting Illegal
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I don't think her insurance will cover it. LOL!!!
It could open the door to a new type of insurance with higher rates.
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Do you ever get so emotional during a gender studies lecture that you accidentally donate your entire student loan refund to antifa bail funds?
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Sure hope she FAFO