Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the end of the government shutdown in sight, the United States Congress was reportedly preparing to pivot from doing nothing because of the shutdown to doing nothing because they're Congress.
They're well fed, their medical insurance is the best, their retirement system is 2nd to none, they get rich using insider information on stocks, they travel in style, and as a result, there is never any sense of urgency when it comes to working for us poor peons who voted for them. I watched a lot of the Senate vote for cloture on the final attempt to pass the stop gap measure and I've never seen such lackadaisical bunch of overpaid parasites in my life. With a few exceptions neither side seems to care whether things get done or not.
"With a few exceptions neither side seems to care whether things get done or not."
...status quo is the new growth...
...welcome aboard Patriot...
Howl!!!! That’s funny!!!
"Howl!!!! That’s funny!!!"
...tis...
...uptoot for proper "howl" usage...
“Republicans… lovable losers.” -Rush Limbaugh (RIP)
" “Republicans… lovable losers.” "
...Republicans...losers...
FIFY
...they have lost a wee bit of cachet since Maha Rushie's demise...
...apologies for the insubordination...
...doggy winks...
...howl on Mountain Lassie...