57 Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked (babylonbee.com) posted 248 days ago by ashlanddog 248 days ago by ashlanddog +57 / -0 Trump Sadly Announces A Dog Ate The Epstein Files And Then The Dog Was Lost In A Boating Accident And Then The Boat Was Nuked WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump had been looking forward to releasing all of the Epstein files in accordance with Congress's "Epstein Files Transparency Act", but reported that a dog actually ate the files, the dog was then lost in a boating accident, a... 6 comments share 6 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Sounds like the dog was Arkancided."
...dead puppies aren't much fun...
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