36-year-old Calvin Johnson was arrested in Ormond Beach after crashing a car. Police say Johnson was driving at speeds of 130 mph before wrecking the car. According to a witness, Johnson was wearing a seatbelt, which likely saved his life.
He was charged with driving with a suspended license and grand theft of a motor vehicle.
Florida Man. The world’s greatest worst Superhero.
Someone got a little too much MK-Ultra.
Has anyone seen the HBO series It’s Florida, Man?
36-year-old Calvin Johnson was arrested in Ormond Beach after crashing a car. Police say Johnson was driving at speeds of 130 mph before wrecking the car. According to a witness, Johnson was wearing a seatbelt, which likely saved his life.
He was charged with driving with a suspended license and grand theft of a motor vehicle.
What, they didn’t believe his story? Where is the justice, where is the humanity?
Well, at least he's safe from the aliens now.
Damn X-men and Ayylmao's...