"Everybody's calling it Greenland, folks. But I just landed, take a look, it's all white! Snow everywhere, beautiful white snow. Not a blade of green grass in sight. Fake name! So we're calling it Whiteland. Much more accurate, believe me. The media's gonna go crazy, but it's the truth!"
I thought so, too...
you made me kek so hard I almost spit out my covfefe...๐นโ
"Everybody's calling it Greenland, folks. But I just landed, take a look, it's all white! Snow everywhere, beautiful white snow. Not a blade of green grass in sight. Fake name! So we're calling it Whiteland. Much more accurate, believe me. The media's gonna go crazy, but it's the truth!"
Vikings named it Greenland to sway any adventurers away from their home they called Iceland! I do believe I remember that from school!
That's our "Bad Ass" president, Fatality, lol