Hello, Secretary General. In attempting to resolve the matter you raised, we had some internal legal concerns arise. The matter was referred to the DoJ. It's on Pam Bondi's desk just under the Epstein files. Best estimate right now for when we'll be able to address the matter for you is about 2 weeks. We'll send you a letter when we're ready to discuss the matter to arrange a call to plan a meeting at which we could make arrangements for formal negotiations with your team. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
(I'm pretty sure I translated that correctly into UN bureaucrat-ese)
Hello, Secretary General. In attempting to resolve the matter you raised, we had some internal legal concerns arise. The matter was referred to the DoJ. It's on Pam Bondi's desk just under the Epstein files. Best estimate right now for when we'll be able to address the matter for you is about 2 weeks. We'll send you a letter when we're ready to discuss the matter to arrange a call to plan a meeting at which we could make arrangements for formal negotiations with your team. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
(I'm pretty sure I translated that correctly into UN bureaucrat-ese)
Perfect tone