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'It's Just A Flesh Wound!' Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah (babylonbee.com)

posted 90 days ago by ashlanddog 90 days ago by ashlanddog +50 / -0

'It's Just A Flesh Wound!' Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah

TEHRAN — The legless torso of newly-appointed Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei assured the world that the loss of his legs in battle was "just a flesh wound".

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– Siri 6 points 90 days ago +6 / -0

Throw him in the Straight of Hormuz, and change his name to Bob.

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– Revodude 1 point 90 days ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of a Monty Python movie.

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