You want to know about HP printer subscription services. Beware!!
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The general concept is "FINANCIALIZE EVERYTHING" or "MONETIZE EVERYTHING". Turn ALL HUMAN ACTIVITIES in LIFE into an Earnings Per Share (EPS), Return on Investment (ROI), Return on Assets (ROA), etc. calculation!
Thank you Wall Street Apes for this printer & printing information. HP and other printer/ink businesses can/do charge up to $100 (including tax) for black & colored water!
I am surprised the global drug cartels have not entered the printer & ink business! Think about it, printer & ink is LEGAL, you sell colored water, you sell this colored water in tiny cartridges, and these cartridges cost $50 to $100! The gross profit margins for this business are ridiculous! Being in the printer/ink business is more profitable than selling cocaine or crack on the streets!
Now we have Big INK (Printer INK) joining Big Pharma, Big NGO's, Big Food, etc.
BIG AUTO is NOW in the "FINANCIALIZE EVERYTHING" business. We are seeing a number of monthly recurring charges in new automobiles! Below is BIG AUTO!!!!!
From AI: Common Recurring Monthly Fees on New Vehicles Remote Services: (1) Subscriptions for remote start, lock/unlock, and climate control via smartphone apps. (2) Advanced Driver Assistance: Monthly fees for hands-free highway driving systems or traffic jam assistance. (3) Streaming & Wi-Fi: Recurring charges for 4G/5G in-car Wi-Fi hotspots and data streaming services. (4) Performance & Comfort Upgrades: Pay-to-unlock features like faster acceleration or heated seats/steering wheels. (5) Security & Safety: Stolen vehicle location services and, in some cases, remote panic buttons.
From AI: BIG AUTO Key Considerations (6) Free Trial Periods: Many services are free for a trial period (e.g., 1–3 years) before converting to a monthly fee. (7) Cost Accumulation: These subscriptions can add up, potentially costing thousands over the life of the vehicle. (8) Subscription Models: Some companies now offer "vehicle subscriptions," which are all-inclusive monthly payments covering the car, insurance, maintenance, and taxes.
From AI: "It is highly recommended to ask dealers for a list of features that require a subscription after any complimentary period expires.
Damn, don't give any idea.