Not trying to cast shade on jumping frogs in this very froggy forum. But am I the only person who thinks that a year's worth of National X Day declarations is fake and ghey? Not to mention 52 National Thingie Weeks plus 12 National Cringe Months. Who came up with this stuff in the first place, anyway. I mean, who really came up with it?

It's all a Tavistock Institute creation to stuff daily trifles into peoples heads so that we are primed to chatter about anything but, gee let's think, satanic ritual abuse of children operationalized and protected by the highest levels of political and financial power.

Though, I guess I'd gladly go along with a revamped set of celebrations such as National Anthony Fauci Incarcerated Day, etc.