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A spokesperson for Director of National Intelligence Tulsi bard has denied reporting that the CIA raided the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and took files relating to the JFK Assassination and the CIA's mind control program MKUltra. As Th...
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DNI Gabbard Spox Denies that CIA "RAIDED" the DNI kitchen pantry to Seize Ranch Doritos Following CIA Whistleblower Testimony. Speaking at The White House before the press, Gabbard admitted that you occasionally see lowlife spooks in black hats sneak in behind the vending machines. But they never get anything good. Maybe a stale chicken sandwich and a bag of Lays Ketchup potato chips. We were going to throw that stuff out anyway. The CIA can get everything they need at night dumpster diving with the raccoons.