Mitch McConnell's Staff Assures Public His Death Will Not Prevent Him From Finishing His Term
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As rumors continued to swirl throughout the nation's capital regarding his status, Senator Mitch McConnell's staff assured the public that his death would not prevent him from finishing his term.
Well Mitch is finally going to do right by ‘We The People’ and prove that dead people do vote!
This could be more true than humorous, if McConnell's staff pull off the same stunt as Biden's staff did, to use him as a virtual puppet. In due time, they would tire of coping with his handwritten messages from his current location---of molten lead on sheets of asbestos.
of molten lead on sheets of asbestos.''
...that sounds extremely unpleasant...
They did this with the presidency (Biden) and the Supreme Court (RBG). Having a puppet Senator would be nothing.
Well, he may already have been one, but even as a ventriloquist's dummy, he was malfunctioning. Now, they would have to keep him offstage completely. I think the real play at this point is to stretch out the mirage of recuperation as long as necessary to prevent anyone new in his place.
I wonder if the NSA is monitoring the telephone lines to/from and within the hospital. It seems to me that concealment or misrepresentation of McConnell's status would be some kind of crime. What kind of authority would J. D. Vance have in his capacity as President of the Senate?
Dems and Rinos (same): "well that's some good news finally. We will have his exoskeleton help him do the right thing and vote for us."