☕️ BLAME THE CANOE ☙ Saturday, July 18, 2026 ☙ C&C NEWS 🦠
Maine Democrats scramble to replace their disgraced nominee with $419 and no primary, one candidate blames a canoe, Mamdani declares war on landlords, and a bank robber brings unlikely accomplice.
It seems the Democrat Party has been fractured. Does it even exist? Except for DUmmies who will vote for Genghis Kahn or Hilter with a D next to his name.
And cheating.
The dem Party is an embarrassment! Who has not heard of the Chinese Fire Drill? The dem party is now a Chinese Fire Drill from a Clown Car! Prove me wrong.
No offense intended to the Chinese or to fire drills.
"Context: Around the 1960s, people began using it [Chinese Fire Drill] to describe auto accident scenes featuring mass confusion and hysteria. By the 1970s, people were replicating such scenes by exiting their car, running around, and re-entering it, making it a game to avoid being left behind. The activity was popularized during that time with its performance by the characters on Happy Days."
That cat story had me dying haha - I love how he pumps these out every day.