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posted 4 years ago by DOITQ__17 4 years ago by DOITQ__17 +13 / -0

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– CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Q: Shouldn’t the fact that Hillary Clinton hasn’t been arrested yet disprove the whole conspiracy?

A: Only if you believe that an all-knowing figurehead like Q should somehow be able to know things. I will say that is a valid point. But No way Trump Could arrest a FLOTUS with out Video showing her breaking the law and then it would be tough. Same as Obama I think best we can hope for is the like of Brennan and Comey getting the perp walk.

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