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ME: CDC, should I get poked if I already had Covid?
CDC: “Yes, you should be poked regardless of whether you already had COVID-19. That’s because experts do not yet know how long you are protected from getting sick again after recovering from COVID-19.”
ME: Oh, okay, we don’t know how long natural immunity lasts. Got it. So, how long does poke-induced immunity last?
CDC: “There is still a lot we are learning about COVID-19 pokes and CDC is constantly reviewing evidence and updating guidance. We don’t know how long protection lasts for those who are poked.”
ME: Okay … but wait a second. I thought you said the reason I need the poke was because we don’t know how long my natural immunity lasts, but it seems like you’re saying we ALSO don’t know how long poke immunity lasts either. So, how exactly is the poke immunity better than my natural immunity?
CDC: …
ME: Uh … alright. But, haven’t there been a bunch of studies suggesting that natural immunity could last for years or decades?
CDC: Yes.
NEWYORKTIMES: “Years, maybe even decades, according to a new study.”
ME: Ah. So natural immunity might last longer than poke immunity?
CDC: Possibly. You never know.
ME: Okay. If I get the poke, does that mean I won’t get sick?
BRITAIN: Nope. We are just now entering a seasonal spike and about half of our infections and hospital admissions are poked people.
ME: CDC, is this true? Are there a lot of people in the U.S. catching Covid after getting the poke?
CDC: We stopped tracking breakthrough cases. We accept voluntary reports of breakthroughs but aren’t out there looking for them.
ME: Does that mean that if someone comes in the hospital with Covid, you don’t track them because they’ve been poked? You only track the UN-poked Covid cases?
CDC: That’s right.
ME: Oh, okay. Hmm. Well, if I can still get sick after I get the poke, how is it helping me?
CDC: We never said you wouldn’t get sick. We said it would reduce your chances of serious illness or death.
ME: Oh, sorry. Alright, exactly how much does it reduce my chance of serious illness or death.
CDC: We don’t know “exactly.”
ME: Oh. Then what’s your best estimate for how much risk reduction there is?
CDC: We don’t know, okay? Next question.
ME: Um, if I’m healthy and don’t want the poke, is there any reason I should get it?
CDC: Yes, for the collective.
ME: How does the collective benefit from me getting poked?
CDC: Because you could spread the virus to someone else who might get sick and die.
ME: Can a poked person spread the virus to someone else?
CDC: Yes.
ME: So if I get poked, I could still spread the virus to someone else?
CDC: Yes.
ME: But I thought you just said, the REASON I should get poked was to prevent me spreading the virus? How does that make sense if I can still catch Covid and spread it after getting the poke?
CDC: Never mind that. The other thing is, if you stay unpoked, there’s a chance the virus could possibly mutate into a strain that escapes the pokes protection, putting all poked people at risk.
ME: So the poke stops the virus from mutating?
CDC: No.
ME: So it can still mutate in poked people?
CDC: Yes.
ME: This seems confusing. If the poke doesn’t stop mutations, and it doesn’t stop infections, then how does me getting poked help prevent a more deadly strain from evolving to escape the poke?
CDC: You aren’t listening, okay? The bottom line is: as long as you are unpoked, you pose a threat to poked people.
ME: But what KIND of threat??
CDC: The threat that they could get a serious case of Covid and possibly die.
ME: My brain hurts. Didn’t you JUST say that the poke doesn’t keep people from catching Covid, but prevents a serious case or dying? Now it seems like you’re saying poked people can still easily die from Covid even after they got the poke just by running into an unpoked person! Which is it??
CDC: That’s it, we’re hanging up now.
ME: Wait! I just want to make sure I understand all this. So, even if I ALREADY had Covid, I should STILL get poked, because we don’t know how long natural immunity lasts, and we also don’t know how long poke immunity lasts. And I should get the poke to keep a poked person from catching Covid from me, but even if I get the poke, I can give it to the poked person anyways. And, the other poked person can still easily catch a serious case of Covid from me and die. Do I have all that right?
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ME: Um, hello? Is anyone there?
Fren on fakebook asked me to dig deep on the jab causing cancer for her.
Search doesnt work for me.and i know you guys got that info at your fingertips.
Heres what she sent me.
I am looking for information on that. My Dad had prostate cancer that was highly treatable at the beginning of the pandemic. He recieved treatment of radiation and it was all good. His psa #'s dropped. 7 months later he gets the covid vaccine. And now his psa #'s are through the roof and the prostate cancer not only came back but up around his spine and a cunt hair from going into the spine.
Edit: I told her she needs to report this to vaers. Or its just gonna end up being another case of jb reactions that gets swept under the rug.
Last couple days,maybe a week now my phone has been turning bluetooth on by itself. I do not use bluetooth.its always off.
I noticed it was back on for like the 5th time yesterday when i went to bed. I shut it off for tge 5th time. Sure as shit,this morning its turned on again.
I knew i shouldnt have bought the foil hat from the crackhead at walmart.
Ive never heard the ebs over the radio without the usual "this is a test and only a test". Volume went low,buzz buzz buzz, right back to tge music.
I will admit.my heart jumped for joy hoping this was it. Then nothing.
Im talking to a friend in NY. We got in a huge fight last year and havent spoke to each other since. He moved back to NY. Hes telling me this morning how he doesnt think NY has police at the moment.
Anybody have more info on this?
Close to me. Wonder if tgey can still run plates🤔🤔
BROCKTON, MA — A cyberattack hit the Brockton Police Department on Monday, says Brockton Mayor Robert F. Sullivan.
In response, Mayor Sullivan says the department has stopped the use of all computers, and police are working with paper and pen until further notice.
"This event has not halted our ability to respond to emergency calls, patrol the Brockton community, or perform our vital policing functions," Sullivan's statement read. "We have no reason to believe this was a targeted attack."
Find out what's happening in Brockton with free, real-time updates from Patch. Your email address Let's go! Sullivan says federal and state law enforcement has already been notified, and the attack is being examined by computer forensic specialists and the city's internal information technology staff.
Other city departments have taken precautionary measures in response to the attack.
Editing to add link to the article that was fact checked.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/07/team-trump-based-todays-hearing-even-wait-decertify/
Fact Check: There Were NOT 'Over 74,000' More Mail-In Ballots Received, Counted In Maricopa County, Arizona, Than Were Mailed Out In-Person Vote Were over 74,000 more mail-in ballots received and counted than were mailed out for the 2020 election in Maricopa County, Arizona? No, that's not true: County officials say the true tally shows there were 446,000 fewer mail-in votes than ballots sent out. They said the mem's claim relies on muddling all early votes: mailed ballots together with early voting ballots. Early voting happens in two ways. People can either vote by mail or vote in person at vote centers. People who vote at centers are given ballots there, meaning that the total of early votes could very well be greater than the number of ballots mailed out. The claim appeared in a meme (archived here) on Facebook on July 15, 2021. The meme was one in an apparent series by The America Project, an organization created by Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of Overstock.com. The group promotes the idea that the 2020 election was stolen or rigged and raises money to help fund audits, like the one taking place in Maricopa County. The meme reads: „ GUILTY! ARIZONA SENATE DEBUNKS THE LEFT'S 'BIG LIE' OVER 74,000 VOTES MORE MAIL-BALLOTS WERE RECEIVED AND COUNTED THAN WERE MAILED OUT This is what the post looked like on Facebook at the time of writing: Facebook screenshot (Source: Facebook screenshot taken on Fri Jul 16 15:10:57 2021 UTC) The meme was created in the aftermath of an Arizona Senate briefing on the election audit in Maricopa, Arizona's most populous county. The July 15, 2021, public hearing was billed as an update on the audit, which was commissioned by Republicans in the state Senate. The audit was ongoing at the time this fact check was written. Among the many claims that came out of the briefing was this allegation about the 74,000 mail-in ballots. The claim was made by Doug Logan, head of Cyber Ninjas, the private company tapped to lead the audit effort. He said: „ We have 74,243 mail-in ballots where there is no clear record of them being sent. Maricopa County addressed this claim on its Twitter page, stating that Cyber Ninjas appears to be looking at all early votes in making this claim. The Maricopa County Twitter statement says early voting can happen in two ways: People can either vote by mail or vote in person. People who vote at centers are given ballots there, meaning that the total of early votes could be greater than the number of ballots mailed out. The county wrote: "This is not a new practice, so it's not unusual that we would have more early votes than mail-in ballots sent." Maricopa County @maricopacounty · Jul 16, 2021 Replying to @maricopacounty CLAIM: Maricopa County received 74,000 more mail-in ballots than we sent.
FACTS: In Maricopa County, we allow people to vote early in two ways: 1) by mail and 2) in-person at Vote Centers. These are all considered early votes. Maricopa County @maricopacounty The people who vote in-person use ballots provided at a Vote Center. This is not a new practice, so it's not unusual that we would have more early votes than mail-in ballots sent. 12:44 AM · Jul 16, 2021 1.4K 90 Copy link to Tweet Later, the county added its exact count of requested and returned ballots: Maricopa County @maricopacounty · Jul 16, 2021 NEW: AZ Senate leadership hired unqualified auditors with a lack of election knowledge & a wealth of political bias. The claims these contractors advanced in yesterday’s briefing to senators enabling & enriching them were not based in fact. We refute more claims below 🧵 Maricopa County @maricopacounty CLAIM: 74,000 more mail-in ballots were counted in Nov. 2020 than were sent.
FACTS: @maricopavote calculated the true number of requests and returns: REQUESTS = 2,364,426 RETURNS = 1,918,024 8:56 PM · Jul 16, 2021 1.4K 69 Copy link to Tweet Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Chairman Jack Sellers released a statement the same day as the hearing, slamming the audit and Senate leadership for broadcasting false election narratives. He said: „ At today's briefing, the Senate's uncertified contractors asked a lot of open-ended questions, portraying as suspicious what is actually normal and well known to people who work in elections. In some cases, they dropped bombshell numbers that are simply not accurate. What we heard today represents an alternate reality that has veered out of control since the November General Election. Senate leadership should be ashamed they broadcast the half-baked theories of the 'Deep Rig' crowd to the world today. Sellers closed: „ Finish your audit, release the report, and be prepared to defend it in Court. Lead Stories has debunked claims about the Arizona audit before. See here, here and here for those stories, in which we found that 250,000 illegal votes were not found in the audit, that Dominion Voting Systems did not have 70 lawyers in the state trying to stop the audit and that the audit did not confirm rumors about a special watermark. More than 2 million voters in Maricopa County participated in the 2020 general election