I figured I shouldn't make fun of something until I did my due diligence and researched it. So I looked at the stuff you guys post and gave it an honest chance with an open mind. I even did my own research and found comprehensive "red pill" guides outlining all of Qs original posts in an academic style dissertation. And holy shit, was I impressed with what I found:

It was even more retarded than I could have possibly imagined. How fucking stupid do you have to be to buy this crap?