Guise Did everyone forget about Devolution?
Military is the only way here.
Cool heads must prevail.
Everyone go back to the Covid Era and put on your majic eyes. Then go even further back to an era when fighting leaders left fighting men to defend themselves as they were honorably trained. They tested their strength in battle. They complained. They got hit. Hard. But they fought like animals. With their assholes on fire. And they won back enough ground and took heavy losses to keep the japanese army entangled in its own snare.
Raise your hand if you member the fireworks display And all the white house staff seeing DJT take off for the last time. They knew what? He had to give up the White House to the occupying govt or risk complete and utter defeat of America!
Knowing he was surrounded by the enemy, facing defeat, President Donald retreated. He took some important proof of who started the war. Some proof that he was given by an Admiral in Trump Tower when he had his wires tapped.
And now begins, the triumphant and tenacious return!
The enemy screeched like a banshee didn't it! We've been listening to the screech so long now we almost thought we were going crazy! Braindead vaporwave music! Stupid ass libtards! Reproducing Medusas! They are not taking over my country! Are you fucking kidding me!? Not on my timeline! I dont accept orders to submit to the enemy! I dig a hole! Draw down, avoid fire, and wait.
What would Macarthur do right now? Where oh where is the pacific counterpart to Patton? What timeline are we in?
Chyna virus? Fauci? The Birxenator human telegraph?
We had daily Presidential press beatdowns during covid, then some of our own got thrown in jail by Piglosi and now what? We forgot how to fight?
We got the redhead Raggedy Ass shitclown followed by the chocolate cheeto chickadee, and now... Now!
We have President Answering machine handing over the reins to the Kackling Kameltoe?
Macarthurs other salty soggy shoe is about to drop, only this time its not on the beach in the Pidipines. Its on The Donalds foot!
It is in The last haven, the last bastion, the last moral refuge of the greatest fighting force on this Goddamned planet!
What the hell are you looking at? God didnt shed his grace on me ! He took a shit, out you came and it smelled pretty good and He called it Thee!
MacArthur had to bail from the islands by planes trains and Q boats and where the hell did he wind up? Australia? With who? A devoted band of douchebags who became the future leaders of America! They didnt whine and dine on wallabies and platypuss!
They planned , wargamed and executed strategy while letting the japs expend all their ammo and blood and goo all over the Pacific, until the tilt went full and the 3 inch nation of nippon needle dick became a self propelled suicide and spiraled itself into a bloody hara kiri boogie.
Read:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_MacArthur's_escape_from_the_Philippines
Now its come to the acceptance of the hunchback and the gargoyle as our future leaders?
Will the real president please stand up?
Dont let him fade out of the purplish vaporous hue!
Poor Donald is not going away from the ear down! If his ear is bullet proof then what do you expect the rest of him is made of?
Does anyone even use teflon anymore? Lets be honest here, the man isnt stainless, hes tougher. He's frickin carbon steel. You have to heat him up first and only then does he activate his super power!
Nothing sticks to carbon steel because it is the toughest alloy of steel you can forge. One drop of Carbon death in the mix is all it takes. Teflon is aluminated by comparison!
Anyway, the point is, Douglas MacArthur risked being called a pussy by the fascista Mussolini, of all people! The dickbag derelict egowhipped asshole who got strung up by his heels because he couldnt even get the trains to run on time without having to invade eithiopia for chrissakes!
Remember ol wetshoes? Dugout Doug? Big Chief? (lel) Was General MacArthur just blowing smoke on the beach? I will return? Nah. I CAME THROUGH AND I SHALL RETURN!
I SHALL! I FUCKING SHALL BITCHES! As in I shall wipe my ass with your crispy hides after the smoke clears and me and the LTJGs return for our heroes and begin the cleanup op for the exiled Govt to return to its rightful place in the sweltering tropics!
And because Americans dont like tropical spanish food and raw chicken embryos for breakfast. I wouldnt feed that to my dog, eh Tala? But we do love their heavenly voices and hospitable hips. ;)
Whenceforthly did Big Mac the First return? He returned to Corregidor in April 1945 with his batshit band of Battan brethren, his Lieutentants! To wipe the beautiful Philadelphia of the Pacific clean of entrails and ordinance, to Rebuild! With the exiled government that had been taken in to the U-knighted States, the Great Protector of all nations anointed under God!
By the Grace of God I believe PDJT is setting up an even greater triumph for all Americans, of every ethnicity, color, creed and cross. His sacrifice has endured to keep us from utter madness and destruction, and he will certainly deiliver.
His efforts are unmatched and his willingness to be in harms way is a true Gift from God! Hang in there folks! The new beginning is right around the corner. We will have our country back, but only after a complete and formal surrender and capitulation by an enemy government that has cheated its way into power and is refusing to let go!
May God Continue to Bless the Free World and its mighty Protectors from the evil lurking within!
More reading:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Type_B_Cipher_Machine&diffonly=true
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_in_exile_of_the_Commonwealth_of_the_Philippines
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_War_Crimes_Commission
America is not a damned imperial monarchical manaical force of evil (yet)! Its freedom is the ENVIED SAVIOR of a world rapidly descending, freefalling into the pit of doom and gloom and destruction, hanging onto chains of joy and happiness by a globe of people unable to defend themselves!
And when he finally returned to the bombed out hulk of tropical hellscape to restore the Commonwealth, he declared, "My Country Kept the Faith".
https://fdr.blogs.archives.gov/2015/10/20/i-have-returned-general-macarthur-and-fdr/
He was really became a gentleman's gentleman, old Macarthur. Totally made up for that one time, when he set fire to the homeless veterans camp outside the capital in DC, but thats a bonus storytime for the next quantum overlap.