They are both natural for the most part.God gave them to us so how could they be poison

But you can say this about literal “kill a man dead” poisons, too.

Yes, but it’s in the style of the Chick-fil-A billboards, which have intentional grammar and spelling errors.

Also, one doesn’t necessarily need to be hiding some big secret to be nervous answering a question that works out to “how the fuck did you fuck up something this important this badly?”