The storm has officially started. Facebook and the sites it owns went down yesterday and the libtards think it’s back up. What they don’t realize is that the REAL Facebook has been taken to Guantanamo and is awaiting execution. It was so satisfying yesterday when all of my friends and family came crawling back to me, admitting I was right. I forgave them all.
This morning my alarm clock didn’t go off, then when I was driving to work, the signal light at 34th and Oakes was out. HOW MANY BEFORE IT IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE COINCIDENCE?!
God speed frens. We are saving the word by posting here.
The storm has officially started. Facebook and the sites it owns went down yesterday and the libtards think it’s back up. What they don’t realize is that the REAL Facebook has been taken to Guantanamo and is awaiting execution. It was so satisfying yesterday when all of my friends and family came crawling back to me, admitting I was right. I forgave them all. This morning my alarm clock didn’t go off, then when I was driving to work, the signal light at 34th and Oakes was out. HOW MANY BEFORE IT IS MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE COINCIDENCE?! God speed frens. We are saving the word by posting here.