Don't argue with your wife.

Tell her what reality is then dismiss her when she gets hysterical.

I wear one at work. Badly.

I refuse to wear one anywhere else and I have been screamed at a few times.

I just ignore them and carry on doing what I am doing.

Newsflash: Most people don't like confrontation.

I live in an area where we are mandated to wear them inside. Most places don't give a crap.

One place where it is politely asked is my local grocery store.

I haven't worn one in months. In that time, three employees have asked me if I wanted a complimentary mask. I said no. All three encounters finished there and I went about my shopping.

One time, some old guy got pissy at me and screamed that I was an asshole in the store for a good minute or so. I just ignored him and carried on shopping.

As much as that the confrontation sucks, it's easier to say no to a mask now than it is to whatever shit they have planned for us if we accept this mask crap.

She's a pint sized bottle blonde with stones bigger than most men in the capitol

I was not put on this planet to act in a way to appease the neurosis of others.

Don't want to catch the Chinese virus?

Then stay stay the fuck home

My two pillows were delivered yesterday